Where Is The Rest Of Her?

More of that woman-made stuff that shows up on our beaches after a storm.

So where is the rest of the hot babe that was wearing these glasses?

Is It Art Or Just A Tennis Ball On The Beach?

I've either been a wanta' be photographer, an amateur photographer, or a professional photographer all my life. From first breath. I mention this because I have also never considered photography an art. Some do and that's fine. I don't. That being said I have made some photographs that explain or show nothing of value and therefore I call it art.

So is the tennis ball on the beach nothing of value, therefore art, or is it part of a photoessay showing man-made objects where they don't belong? You and I will have to wait to see what develops.

Now you have to ask yourself: "Was this post necessary?" Probably not.

Post Note

The Inn With A View

Since the movie 'The Bucket List' I've though about what I would put on my list. One would be a night at the Madonna Inn. Ever since I was at Cal Poly in the 60's I've wanted to stay at least one night at this Inn.

As you can see from the photo above there were some great views at the Inn. I believe this ranch was part of the Madonna family properties.

Every room is different. My is called the The Traveler's Yacht. It could be called the Red Door. This was one crazy room and it was a delight to stay two nights in it.

Why was the room so crazy? Take a look for yourselves.

LIFE Goes To Google

LIFE Photo Archive Available On Google Image Search. This should be big news. Is it? I think it is. See for yourself.

The link to the Google anouncement at their offical blog: http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2008/11/life-photo-archive-available-on-google.html

Or just go directly to the archive.

The link to the photos: http://images.google.com/hosted/life

Here's a tip from Google's blog: Add "source:life" to any Google image search and search only the LIFE photo archive.

An example: wwii source:life

In the end this is all about money. You have the option of purchasing a digital print of the photo.

A Quote I Like To Live By But Probably Fail At Some Level

Chance favors the prepared mind.

Trestles Beach

The battle continues. Not in Iraq. Not in Washington DC. No the battle continues over a tollway going through another park. This isn't the first time a highway has encroached a park. It's against California state law but they do it anyway.

They did it to Griffith Park in LA.

They did it to Buena Vista Park in Burbank.

Now they want to do it in San Onofre State Park.

Trestles Beach is within San Onofre State Park. It's in danger. No it is doomed. If McCain wins it is lost forever.

Dana Point Marina

Dana Point marina. This south county make-work project of the 70s ruined one of the great surfer spots in southern California for both board and body surfers.

I have poor balance because of an inner ear infection when I was in grade school but I could still body surf. Two or three weekends in the summer we would cruise down from Newport Beach and spend a very long day surfing at Dana Point. This was back in the early 60s so my memory is not all that clear but I believe where I'm standing in the first photo we, both board and body surfers, would catch a wave. They lasted forever, especially for body surfers like myself. I loved it. Unlike the Newport Beach wedge the waves here were manageable and safe.

It's all gone now never to return.

Now they are in the process of destorying the last remnant of the past as they plaster the bluff you see in the background of the first picture with over-priced homes for the rich. What a waste.

San Juan Capistrano Library

Interesting library. I was living in SJC when they selected this design and built it. Looks nice from the outside but once you get inside you realize that it is a very small building. I mean like a shoe box. The entrace alone feels like a cave.

The entire section for adults could fit in the garage of most of the big homes in the city. And yet the children's section feels larger and very comfortable though I think the adult section is larger. Go figure.

The reason this library got built in the first place was because of who designed it. The architect was Michael Graves. I really believe they selected his design because it was a Michael Graves.

You really have to visit the library if you ever get down to south Orange County, California. In the case of this library I believe preception conquered reality.

Grand Prize Winner Uses Amateur DSLR

That's right an amateur DSLR camera took the best of show at the LA Times photo contest. The camera of choice is the Nikon D40X. Anytime I see an article about this camera they call it an entry level DSLR or amateur camera. Only problem with this argument is it just ain't true. No camera is an entry level or professional camera. Only the person USING any camera can be called amateur or pro. And now with NO one making any real money as a photographer it's hard to tell who is the amateur or pro except by the quality of the work produced. Funny thing this really has been the only way period.

Fatter and Fatter and Fattter and . . .

Digital cameras are getting bigger and fatter with every new model. Nikon's new D700 weights 995 g (2.19 lbs,) Sony's new alpha 900 weights 895 g (1.97 lbs) and Canon's just released 50D comes in at 822 g (1.8 lbs.) That's the body only. Now add a lens to each of these over-weight giants and on average you add another lb to the system. So that would be 2.5 lbs to 3.2 lbs of brick around your neck.

Note: Nikon D700 weight is without the battery. At 2+ pounds what difference will a battery make?

When I was young (24) and serving in the Marines in Vietnam I carried two Nikon F with a 28mm and 35mm lenes. The camera straps were those narrow things that had the habit of cutting off blood to the brain. I know -- What brain? I would wear a towel around my neck to protect myself from those nasty straps.

Today I carry one camera with a 18mm to 70mm lens. The camera is a Nikon D40X. This system comes in at 936 g (2.1 lbs.) When I'm out with the camera it could be several hours with it hanging from my neck. You can't be ready to take photos if you have the camera over your shoulder or worse in the bag. It's always around the neck with the camera on and the zoom set to 26mm. Worse case I can just point and shoot. Also a good camera strap helps. The one supplied with the camera works just fine.

This systems big advantage is it's weight. If I was using one of these new fatties I just couldn't work the way I do. Walking around looking for opportunities.

Driving around in the car and then stopping when you see a photo opportunity is not an option. Tripods -- never happen. I do keep a tripod and a step ladder in the trunk of the car but they are rarely used. I will say that the step ladder is a great tool. All photographers should get one. Many times I have had to get photos from over construction fences and that old step ladder saved the day.

The replacement for the Nikon D40X is the D60. The D60 (495g) with battery (51g) and 16mm - 85mm lens (485g) comes to 1031 g or 2.27 lbs. Fatter and fatter.

When I was in Vietnam I was young and full of pep. Now I'm 64 and full of shit.

Good Thing He's Young

He was photographing a couple standing in front of the Laguna Beach Lifeguard Tower. It's a landmark here in Laguna and many couples have their picture taken in front or rear I guess. I have assisted many couples in taking a picture of them using their camera. I haven't tried his technique yet but maybe we will. Though it would take me a while to get into that position and even longer to get out of it.

Sitemeter Says The Problem Is OUR Fault

Here is one of the reasons Sitemeter gave for the crash of their code:

1 - IE Users viewing pages - There was a problem with users who placed their SiteMeter tracking code outside of their HTML Body Tag. Because of the changes we made this created a failure for visitors viewing sites using Internet Explorer 7.
This is horse shit. On my blogs AND my web site the code is ENTIRELY inside the body tags (or was.) So if they believe this then they are saying that we caused our own headaches. To hell with you Sitemeter. Stop blaming others for your failures.

Your biggest failure was installing new code and then walking away not knowing if the code would work or not. It didn't and it took you 12 to 18 hours to fix it. Shame on you.

Here's the page where they stick it to the users of their code.

When you go to this page you will notice that they turned comments OFF. They know no one is happy with them right now or like me agree with the cause of the failure.

Update: August 5, 2008. Sitemeter has removed the above statement at their blog and replaced it with a more detailed explanation of their crash. It's honest and factual. It doesn't blame the users but themselves. I love to say it: I told you so!

Sitemeter Crashes Web Pages

If you use Sitemeter to keep track of your visitors it may be crashing your site. I use Windows XP with the absolute latest updates and Internet Explorer. Sometime this afternoon (August 1, 2008) any web page that had Sitemeter would crash. Be aware. I can't say what the cause is and I can't get to the Sitemeter web site because it's pages also crash. Is it Sitemeter? Is it Internet Explorer? Is it Windows XP? I have no idea. So far only one web site that uses Sitemeter will load into my web browser and that is the digitaljournalist.org site. Why they don't crash and every other Sitemeter site does is the big question.

City Daily Photo

The web site City Daily Photo has a monthly theme and this month it is metal. Well nothing says metal in southern California like the auto. Many owners take great pride in their metal and customize them. Then there are those owners who really believe that the road is theirs and theirs alone. The photo above shows what happens when two such owners meet in space and time. CRUNCH. Customize junk metal.

Combine Old Wth The New To Capture The Very Small

This fellow is only one inch in wing span (approx). I used my Nikon D40X with a manual Nikkor Micro 55mm lens to capture him. Set camera on manual and adjusted aperture and speed until I got the result you see. He was on a glass pane in our front door with the late afternoon sun back lighting him. The glass was dirty and I wasn't trying for anything great but I wanted to see how well the old and new worked together. The focus was the hard part. I slowed the speed down so to use a high aperture but I still had difficulty keeping him in focus. Below is a photo of the creature resting on the pane of glass.

Big Cameras With Big Lenses Require Big Photographers

We Love The Fireworks

No Picture Taking. Phooy! Click, Click.

Can't take photos in the Broad Building. What nonsense. What's Mr. Broad's motive?

This no picture taking has gotten out of hand. Every show that comes to the LACMA is off limits to photography. How are they going to stop it? You have a cellphone with a built-in camera? Click, click. A small digital point-and-shot? Click, click. Even with a digital SLR it's just point and shot. Camera does the rest. Click, click. I can have the camera hanging from my shoulder. Click, click.

Instead of banning photography embrace it. Have a contest for the best photo of an art showing. See what kind of photos you get of people interacting with the art. You just may learn something. Click, click.

Great Park Ballon

Went over to the still under construction Orange County Great Park to ride the ballon. It's tethered to a 400' cable it but still allows for great views of the park and surrounding area.

The park is on what once was a USMC air station, El Toro. The park has been years in planning and it doesn't look it. It's a dump. They've let all the existing structures go to hell and haven't really done anything other than a storage lot for RVs. The base housing east of the station has been replaced with new housing but that doesn't do anything for the park either.

The ballon ride was officially closed due to construction surrounding the ride. They were giving rides to invited guests only, mostly employees of the city of Irvine. For me that meant no ride but the ride officals let me go up anyway. Big thanks to them.

The construction that caused the closure of the ride was for the 27.5-acre Preview Park. The park has been under construction for years and all they've got to show for it is a preview park that's also still under construction.

Check here for more photos I took of the ballon: http://www.lagunabeat.com/2008/05/up-up-and-away-almost.html

Los Angeles Times/Goldberg Festival Of Books

The Goldbergs were everywhere. The rumor is that there are maybe a hundred more Goldberg writers and artists. All related somehow. Only four were represented at the festival. We believe the LA Times put a limit to the number of Goldbergs that could participate. Otherwise God knows how many would have been at the festival.

The sisters: Linda Woods (Left in the picture). She's the artist. Could be the only Goldberg artist. Karen Dinino is the writer. They were signing their books - JOURNAL REVOLUTION and Visual Chronicles: The No-Fear Guide to Creating Art Journals. Their blog is here.

If you can't tell which picture is of the sisters then as Tod would say "You are a . . . " Sorry the word has been copyrighted by Tod and only he has the use of it. If you are confused don't worry we all are. Read on to discover the location of the real Tod.

The brothers: Tod Goldberg (Left in the picture.) Tod is a writer and a teacher. I think it's best that you experience Tod rather then me trying to describe his work. Check Tod out over here. If you're reading this a year after the event then go directly to Tod's account of the 2008 Festival of Books.

Tod's brother, Lee, is a screenwriter as well as writer of mysteries. Lee can be experienced at his blog.

Not only were Tod and Lee signing books but Tod participated in two panels. They (The LA Times) actually let Tod moderate one of the panels, Crime with an Edge. (Correction he moderated both panels.) Mad magazine couldn't have selected a more unfit person. Turns out he was very good. Tod does know his shit. He steps in it enough. That said if you could get past the FUCK word his comments were insightful and . . . oh forget it. It was an interesting panel because of Tod. The panel included: Christopher Goffard, Rob Roberge, and Mark Haskell Smith.

Note to the Goldbergs. You use Typepad and I still can't figure out how to sign-up and leave comments. I've decided that is probably a good thing.

Note to Tod: I'm glad you were busy at 10am on Saturday because I had Shelly Jackson all to myself. Unfortunately she doesn't like tall, blond, blue eyed good looking types. She prefers short, tubby guys with hairy backs. I gave her your phone number.

It should be noted that UCLA is probably the ONLY location that can hold the book festival. It looks the part. No other location saids books like it. Please do not change the venue. I promise the Goldbergs will behave if you keep the book festival at UCLA. You can also ignore Tod Goldberg's demand that you install an escalator at the Janss Steps.

Los Angeles Times Festival Of Books - Three

Saturday was way to hot. Sunday was just hot.

Plently of writers. They're all rock stars to us.

From the top:

Lisa Lutz.
Mary Lou Henner.
Robert Crais.
T. Jefferson Parker.
Michael Connelly.
Joe Wambaugh.

There were many, many more writers. For book lovers, and we count ourselves as one, this is as good as it gets. This is the second book festival for us. We missed the first eleven. Can't wait for number 14.

Los Angeles Times Festival Of Books - Two

Saturday was way to hot. Sunday was just hot.

Plently of writers. They're all rock stars to us.

Plently of book publishers. There is something for everyone.

To many crazies handing out you name it.

Except for Disneyland I've never seen so many families. Could be the price of admission - $0.00. This is good. Very good.

Far to many signs declaring "Absolutely no photography." Boring.

$5.00 lemonade. The stuff probably had plently of sugar. In which case you just got more thirsty and wanted more lemonade. What a racket.

Los Angeles Times Festival Of Books - One

Saturday was way to hot. Sunday was just hot.

Plently of writers. They're all rock stars to us.

Plently of book publishers. There is something for everyone.

To many crazies handing out you name it.

Except for Disneyland I've never seen so many families. Could be the price of admission - $0.00. This is good. Very good.

Far to many signs declaring "Absolutely no photography." Boring.

$5.00 lemonade. The stuff probably had plently of sugar. In which case you just got more thirsty and wanted more lemonade. What a racket.